While trying to be creative on my next post I thought about "things that annoy me" as a topic. When I googled it I found that it was a popular topic. I started reading some of the postings on the many websites and found that is might be more entertaining to poke fun at what has already been posted. These are some selected from "getannoyed.com".
Drivers who don't use a turn signal.
(You must live in Florida)
People who drink directly out of the milk/orange juice container.
(You have never done that? BS!)
Couples who sit on the same side of the booth when there is no one on the other side. (You don't believe in true love)
Parents who bring their young kids to R rated films. (why do you care? They aren't your kids!)
People that don't use coasters. (Who cares, somebody is going to clean the table anyway)
People who blame anything but themselves for THEIR failure. (Purely objective, it's probably your fault anyway)
People who sit next to you on public transportation even when there are other seats available.(If you wear Mickey Mouse Ears and mumble they won't sit next to you.)
Going through the drive thru, then having to go back when they screw your order up. (It works better if you park your car and go inside and ask for a manager and rip him a new AH)
Roadmaps that aren't folded correctly. (Folded by who? Can't get it refolded eh?)
Finding a shoe and not finding its mate next to it (Your closet, Your problem)
People who are mean to animals. (Not just annoying, these people should be given the same treatment they give to the animals)
People who read the paper while driving.(This requires some talent, respect it!)
So many more but so little time!
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